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Betty White is a Real Goddess

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Charlie Sheen wouldn't know a real goddess if she came up and bit him in the ass, or told him flat out like it is.  Exhibit A.  Betty White, beloved television icon.  Betty doesn't have time for ungrateful assholes like Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen.  As Betty told The Daily Mail: 

"They party too much, don’t learn their lines, are unprofessional and they grumble about everything. I think they are terribly ungrateful. I cannot stand the people who get wonderful starts in show business, and who abuse it. Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen, for example, although there are plenty of others, too. They are the most blessed people in the world and they don’t appreciate it." 
Preach it, sista!  WINNING!  And yes, that's a dig at you, Charlie Sheen. 

No comment (yet) from Mr. Tiger Blood so maybe he did leave half a brain cell behind but that vast fountain of drugged up knowledge, Lindsay Lohan, had to run to E! News and defend her trashy ass.  I guess mama Dina was too busy trying to ink a deal with Playboy for Ally.   So Lohan said "I've always been a fan of hers. It's just a bit strange when people feel they must speak publicly about others. Especially a grown woman."

Oh really?  Lohan would wither up and die if people didn't speak publicly about her.  It's all she has going right now since the ho probably couldn't even get hired for Dancing With the Stars. 

Will Betty respond?  Here's hoping this "grown woman" scares the fake tanner right off Lohan's face. 


Forget Donald Trump.  Betty White for Prez.
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  1. Tales of WhimsySeptember 17, 2011 at 5:35 AM

    Amen Betty! You tell'em sista!

    PS LOVE her! And Hot in Cleveland.

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