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Jennifer and Her Big Fat Open Mouth Finally Go Home!

The picture that sent Jennifer home
I know America's Next Top Model is a bunch of crap.  However, I still watch it and I still have favorites.

I liked Jennifer in the beginning.  That was before I realized that she has one pose - - open mouthed.  Every damn shot of Jennifer this season makes her look like a trout on the end of a fishing line.  Is this high fashion nowadays?  Or at least what ANTM wants us to think is fashion? 

I honestly thought Jennifer and her mouth would win the whole thing.   Tyra obviously loved her, open mouth, wonky eye and all.  I believed she was in the Final Two for sure after Tyra said at panel that Jennifer's best shot was crap and she looked short and her face did nothing . . . but that Jennifer was sooooooo nice.

Tyra, since when does being nice have anything at all to do with taking a good PHO-to?  That's right, nothing.  If it was all about being nice, Naomi Campbell would never have had a career.

Thank God we won't have a repeat of last cycle when Tyra's obvious favorite Teyona(saurus) was pitted against Allison, who took much better PHO-tos than Teyona(saurus) and didn't break down crying during her Cover Girl ad due to nerves and whatever else, and yet Teyona(saurus) still managed to win.  (I'm open to all conspiracy theories about that, by the way).

Now it's Nicole versus Laura . . . and either gal winning is okay by me.   


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