Knight & Day: Not on Your Life

Tom Cruise lover that I am (my eyes are rolling so far back in my head right now I can actually see why my neck has been hurting me this week, as well as the fact the picture behind me is a bit crooked), imagine my delight at seeing the trailer for his upcoming piece of crap Knight & Day on You Tube. Go here to watch it. I warn you though - - Cameron squeals, Tom runs, Cameron screams, Tom breaks something. Probably the story of his shamarriage to the Robot Bride.

Is anyone going to see this? Really? Besides the fact that the storyline that I could actually pick up seems like day old rehashings and Cameron Diaz is one of the most annoying actresses on the planet, is anyone willing to fork hard earned money over to fund Tom's craziness and his cult? (Because make no mistake, a good 40% or so of any money Tommy makes goes right into the offering plates at the good old Church of Scientology).

And check out the poster - - seriously? Give me 20 minutes and PowerPoint and I could do better than this. Silhouettes? Ho-hum. Ketchup and mustard explosions in the background? Yawn. I suppose that's a gun the Cameron silhouette is holding but we all know what it looks like (especially you, Tom Cruise, wink, wink). And is the Tom silhouette running or is he some kind of stump legged pirate? Questions, questions.

I can assure you though that I will not see this turkey unless it's on cable and I'm feeling particularly snarky.

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