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There is probably more false press about Suri Cruise (Suri is studying acting!  Suri is a natural athlete!  Suri is Tom Cruise's child!) than any other pseudo-celebrity child on the planet so I generally take everything I read with a grain of salt.  However, when the "news" is about the excessive sums that Tom Cruise and his hired robot Katie Holmes spend on the child, I tend to believe it. 

The most recent newsworthy (hah!) tale is that the Cruise-azies have spent $6,000 on a princess outfit for Halloween for The Amazing Woman (what Katie called Suri in an interview when Suri was less than 2 years old).  Allegedly Tom made arrangements to have a one of a kind princess outfit made for the spoiled 5 4 year old.   Wonder if Tom had a matching princess dress made for himself?  Or maybe he took the idea for Suir's dress from his own?

Anyhow . . . what a bargain!  $6,000 for a dress that Suri will wear for a couple of hours, once.  In an economic environment where people are losing their jobs, homes and filing bankruptcy, Tom and Katie certainly are responsible, aren't they?  Yeah, yeah, it's their money but seriously . . .

In related news (not really), WTF is going on with Katie's outfit in the above picture?  Granny shoes?  And rolled up jeans?  What is the chick's deal with rolled up jeans?  Who dresses her anyway?  And why does Suri always look like she's just been removed from the dryer on the way out the door?

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